"It's not--okay, there's these critters that run around in the coffee fields, right? And they eat the ripest coffee berries, but they can't digest the beans. Now, since they eat the best berries, they, uh, leave the best beans. And it's somebody's job to go hunt those out. So, some places let those little guys run wild, and they're legit, and some places just want to put the fancy name on their beans, so they catch a few of those critters and force-feed 'em whatever coffee berries they've got. You don't wanna go to those places."

"Yeah, I can see where the guy's comin' from. I mean, he gets pretty arrogant about it sometimes, and he's usually a jerk in person, but I get the 'stop dumping crap on us' thing."