betarade_spill: (dont spill the betarade)
Beta Ray Bill ([personal profile] betarade_spill) wrote in [community profile] nexus_sages 2015-10-17 02:50 pm (UTC)

It's a good thing she doesn't drone on, bragging about her slingshot. The old space warrior hates war stories. Telling them, and especially hearing them. Hates them more than a fish hates water...The only thing he hates more than war stories is roasted reptile.

"Ah, 'tis a shame. Though Beta Ray Bill doth cast a thunderbolt by occasion, my true joy come from hurling that which I canst grasp." He subconsciously grips his hammer, his favorite projectile.

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