"Hey, cornbread, we're not all made for adult movie stardom. A guy who looks like the underside of a fish, or maybe one of those weird translucent cave animals, is pretty low on the freak factor. I'm just statin' facts here. They'd get you under the filming lights and you'd just be this white glow on camera. A beacon they can see from the Fringe. Unbelievable.

"And hey, you know what they say about guys with big heads. Eh? Eh?"