"Don't hate on the shades, they're regulation uniform." He pulls them off to continue this conversation, however, hanging them from his lapel. "You seem tense, bumpkin. What's wrong, is all this just reminding you of your all-consuming virginity? Hey, you let bygones be bygones and I can hook you up. Not with the virginity problem, that's on you. But if you're lookin' to relax, I got some products, you follow?"

First porn, now drugs? This guy is the worst! He's every afterschool special of people to avoid! Does he drive the scary van too?