"Couple hundred years is a long time for humans, but it don't mean shit to the elves. There's blood elves with songs and stories goin' back thousands of years. Shoot, there's night elves who've been alive for ten thousand years. Humans don't really get to have old culture, 'cause elves always roll up with their heads up their asses tellin' us we're babies."

He pauses a second, then hurriedly clarifies, "Not that I hate elves! They're just fine! I just wish they'd let us think a guy who died a couple hundred years ago is old, y'know?

"And for the record, a lute's like a little... Mandolin? Like a teardrop-shaped banjo. It'd be a good instrument if folks wrote songs for it that weren't stuffy as hell or mournin' the loss of Lordaeron – that's the nation that got turned all into zombies."

(( Jesse can play blues piano and Harrow can play the harmonica or jugs or washboard or something and we can have us a bayou zombie band ))