"Fu-hgk!" Jim tries to wave off the octopoid weakly, coughing up quite a lot of water for a moment or two there. Ugh water up his nose and in his...everywhere. Great. Just great. "I was...f...fine...until it grabbed me. Startled me was....was all."

Ugh. Hack cough cough. Wow he must look ten kinds of lame right now. Ugh...why did he think this was a good idea again? Oh, right, because Jim's an idiot and trying to impress his b---new friend.

Yeah. Totally. Ow.

"Th' tentacle guy totally groped my butt." Jim says weakly, once they're left alone again. He shakes his head trying to get it back into place but alas, it's perfection has been ruined by the water.