What! Can he not even succeed at a heroic entrance? He didn't even tempt fate by posing dramatically in high places this time. Lady Luck, thou art truly unkind. But no, this is no time for despair. Later, perhaps. But not now. No, now he must stand strong, for clearly there has been bullying and dishonor afoot. It absolutely rubs him the wrong way...he won't stand for it! Such a challenge must be met!

"Worry not, friend! I have no quarrel with you; I am but a wanderer." A lone, mysterious wanderer. Super mysterious. Just look at this hat! "The only trouble I seek is tests of my skill, and I say again I will use that skill to aid you, if you will have my help."

Lone, mysterious and helping the downtrodden! This is it!