"Pictorial evidence?" Harrow reaches into his pocket and pulls out the phone he'd been using to jam out. "We can take a photo on my phone if you want! And get this: I'm the best at it, 'cause I got a great reach."

He demonstrates by holding his phone a few yards off with his floating hands while he sidles up to the princess.

"So how d'you wanna do this? You ever smooched a human before?"