Saltwater tea is one of the most underrated American delicacies. "Mm-hmm. Girl's got to do something exciting on Friday nights, you know." She plays at chemistry for fun and has magic, how exactly did she not end up a superhero?

"Oh." Well, that's good. She'd have been miffed if that was how SHIELD decided to tell her she was being hired for a job she never wanted. "That's... really clever, actually. And kind of explains why Clint's so fussy about what I do with his piles of old mail."

Whoops.