"Aw, Murdock, no! Not the rabbit food!" He sighs. "Tofu dog or portabello cap? Or I can forgive you if you say corn on the cob." Don't cut carbs, Matt! Carbs are energy! Power-loading protein just means your body breaks it down into carbs without you getting to enjoy cake, and then doing bad things to your kidneys (which get punched enough already). "Burger with one bun. You want one'a the ones with bacon in? Cheese on top? Either-or?"

"Hey, nothing ironic about Cap. Uh, Captain America--have you met him?"