He's pretty sure he doesn't have the fortitude to refute both of them at once. He might be a handsome and talented man, but he is only a man. His reserves are not boundless and he suspects the two of them together would make a formidable pair.

"Fair enough." It's the tongue flopping out that's just the right amount of too much. Besides the stripes, this dog seems to have a flamboyant personality. That probably makes for a good pet, right? Maybe? Eh. What does he know?

"She is something."