Well, two outta three ain't bad. Everyone else seems to get along without common sense, so they'll be fine without it too, surely. There's too much madness in their lives for anything to be common or make sense.

But does he like sassy surprises? Because those become more and more likely the more he surprises her with things. (Was that part of the plan? She suspects it's part of the plan.) She's only sweet on the inside, behind all kinds of bitter and sour layers. The reward for his patience.

"Mmm, terrible thought," she murmurs, turning her head so she can kiss his palm. "And we're supposed to only be thinking happy thoughts." What a pair they make. Easy to spot, in these ridiculous costumes.