"Well, there's Thor, my brother--God of Thunder, wielder of Mjolnir, Asgard's greatest warrior. Then there's the All-Mother, wives of Odin and current ruling triumvrate while he's off guarding his brother--long story. There's Lady Sif, the shieldmaiden, and the Warriors Three--Fandral the Fair, Hogun the Grim, and Volstagg the Voluminous. There's Heimdall, our guard at the gate, and Hela in her Hel. Who would you like to hear about first?"