The American Ideal could have worse guardians than a good man in a zip-front cardigan.

"Aw, that sounds like fun." Matt never gets her into that kind of trouble... which is probably a good thing, she knows that (he's blind and she has pink hair, it really wouldn't work), but still. Some people have all the fun adventures. She just gets thugs.

"And here I thought you couldn't tell a lie." He may be sweetness itself and beyond getting out-maneuvered, but that doesn't mean she isn't going to try and flirt the heck outta him.