The mathematician's answer, always a favorite. That draws a lightly amused look out of him. "I think about two-thirds of the fights I was in started because I flirted with the wrong person. I always found it more fun to try to get somebody to hit me first. I was a bit of an asshole." Not to say he isn't still one, in some ways, but at least he's self-aware about it now, and making a conscious effort not to be as big of a douche. "Then it was usually just good old-fashioned fisticuffs. And occasionally throwing chairs or tables."
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