"I am those things," he agrees. "But when the client has a particular favor in mind, they often serve as excellent currency going the other way."

Her questions get a smile; he does enjoy when someone plays the game. "I am told the ingredients are ethically sourced. The cacao, organically grown, the sugar fair-trade, the milk from pasture-fed cows, the enchantment is the work of earth fae unmarred by modern practices." He pauses, before admitting, "I cannot be certain about the gluten, however."