It's a Bird, It's a Plane

[betarade_spill]

Aw, shucks. It's that large, funny-talking horse dude with the winged helmet. What's he doing with that big wooden sign? Hammering it into the ground in the Forum? And, what does it say? "FREE PIGGYBACK RIDES." He can't be serious. Who would trust this huge, jolly weirdo (even if he does clean out demons like it's his day job)? The long-snouted thief of Thor's wardrobe must be nearly seven feet tall, and he's wide enough to weigh a quarter ton!

Oh, great. He's hovering. He must really be insane to expect anyone to go FLYING with him. The 'man' looks like some kind of monster. And, is he looking this way? Too late to hide...

"Wouldst thou care to take to the sky with Beta Ray Bill?" The joy of flight is apparently worth sharing. Boy, someone must be in a good mood...

((Note: any characters taking Bill up on this offer are in danger of seriously getting their hair mussed. Horse jokes may result in one unassisted flight lesson...just one))

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[rogueinladysclothing]

Sorry, Bill. This rogue is one of those people who, despite all outward appearances, can count on one hand the number of times she's been truly happy in her life. She's usually better at hiding her dark nature, but being stuck so far from home is making it more difficult by the day.

"No. I do what I have to. I don't actively seek out battles." Despite the harsh words, her tone of voice is soft, almost sad. She seems to have realized that his previous statement wasn't meant to provoke her. "I'm not some hero, like you seem to be. I'm only looking out for me and mine."

[betarade_spill]

He nods at her words. The lady has more than her share of scars. If Bill didn't heal quite so fully, so would he.

"Do take care, then, Amelia Ronsam." He should probably be getting back to his sign, to see if anyone else wants a ride.