Hermaeus Mora's dice would be far, far worse than any hundred-sided die could ever hope to be. And I bet the only pre-written modules the bastard ever runs are Tomb of Horrors and Dungeonland, too!

"And you? Troubles with the guild aside, how are things?" He can probably guess, as well-documented as Shade-Seeker's adventures are, but he'd rather hear it directly from Shade-Seeker.