"I do. I'll celebrate just about any holiday that means I get to bake. Your presents are almost all done. Not the cookies, obviously. But the others are done and they're pretty nice, so you'd better be really thinking about how to measure up." She gives him a smirk before suggesting, "What I really want is one of those diamond-covered bras. That would be the best thing ever."

He'd really better not believe that.

Like, at all. Even in jest.