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nexus_sages2015-11-22 06:23 pm
jinmenken) wrote in nexus_sages2015-11-22 06:23 pm
There's weird and then there's WEIRD.
There's a dog in the Nexus.
It's small, a breed of toy poodle by the looks of it, and is nosing around various garbage bins, sometimes overturning them to paw through the contents. It looks pretty lean and is probably hungry!
One might be tempted to approach it and check it for tags or offer some scraps. Right up until it turns around and you get a look at its face. Its clearly human, likely middle-aged man's face. Y I K E S. It's even wearing glasses.
Still, the thing acts as skittish and furtive as any stray dog would. And there's no denying that it's clearly malnourished, going on how thin it looks. After another bin is tipped over and yields no edibles, it looks towards the forum with trepidation. He won't compromise his presumed safety of staying near an alleyway in the event he needs a quick escape, but asks:
"Does anyone have any food?"
It's small, a breed of toy poodle by the looks of it, and is nosing around various garbage bins, sometimes overturning them to paw through the contents. It looks pretty lean and is probably hungry!
One might be tempted to approach it and check it for tags or offer some scraps. Right up until it turns around and you get a look at its face. Its clearly human, likely middle-aged man's face. Y I K E S. It's even wearing glasses.
Still, the thing acts as skittish and furtive as any stray dog would. And there's no denying that it's clearly malnourished, going on how thin it looks. After another bin is tipped over and yields no edibles, it looks towards the forum with trepidation. He won't compromise his presumed safety of staying near an alleyway in the event he needs a quick escape, but asks:
"Does anyone have any food?"
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employerpotential enemies."Ohmyaigawd it's not made of human, just eat it. I'm practicing making wrapping paper for Trademarked named holiday that is coming up, and the stupid no-violence filed makes it kinda hard to get fresh meat, yanno."
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Regardless of her reassurances, Manjimutt's still going to sniff it. And then stare at her for a long, unblinking moment, face still hovering near the burger.
Then he snatches it in his teeth and scampers to a safer distance to devour. It's gone in roughly seven seconds.