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nexus_sages2015-11-22 06:23 pm
jinmenken) wrote in nexus_sages2015-11-22 06:23 pm
There's weird and then there's WEIRD.
There's a dog in the Nexus.
It's small, a breed of toy poodle by the looks of it, and is nosing around various garbage bins, sometimes overturning them to paw through the contents. It looks pretty lean and is probably hungry!
One might be tempted to approach it and check it for tags or offer some scraps. Right up until it turns around and you get a look at its face. Its clearly human, likely middle-aged man's face. Y I K E S. It's even wearing glasses.
Still, the thing acts as skittish and furtive as any stray dog would. And there's no denying that it's clearly malnourished, going on how thin it looks. After another bin is tipped over and yields no edibles, it looks towards the forum with trepidation. He won't compromise his presumed safety of staying near an alleyway in the event he needs a quick escape, but asks:
"Does anyone have any food?"
It's small, a breed of toy poodle by the looks of it, and is nosing around various garbage bins, sometimes overturning them to paw through the contents. It looks pretty lean and is probably hungry!
One might be tempted to approach it and check it for tags or offer some scraps. Right up until it turns around and you get a look at its face. Its clearly human, likely middle-aged man's face. Y I K E S. It's even wearing glasses.
Still, the thing acts as skittish and furtive as any stray dog would. And there's no denying that it's clearly malnourished, going on how thin it looks. After another bin is tipped over and yields no edibles, it looks towards the forum with trepidation. He won't compromise his presumed safety of staying near an alleyway in the event he needs a quick escape, but asks:
"Does anyone have any food?"
i'm not 'bout that yokai rife
Definitely morph into a manjimutt sometime in the future.
Maybe the man will go away eventually.
sad middle-aged-man-faced dog T-1000 is scheduled to coincide with national f-ing hilarious day
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Oh nooooo.
Once the man is gone, he crawls out and inspects the damage, sniffing at and then pawing the glasses back onto his face. One lens is cracked right in the middle in a big distracting spiderweb.
Manjimutt sags and sighs. Typical luck.