"Okay, well, there was one Loki, and he was... pretty bad, not gonna lie. On his nicest day, he'd kick a puppy through the goalposts at the Superbowl. But being the god of chaos really sucks when you never actually change, and he died, and his soul reincarnated as me. So, I'm Loki, but I'm not Loki-Loki. You see?"