"Don't be modest, Matt." Comes a familiar voice of the tiniest Steve Rogers. It really is a shame Matt can't see, because Steve's collection of Avengers teeshirts is only getting bigger. "If I can manage a bowl apiece I know you can. You eat like a horse."
Correction. Matt eats like a vigilante crime fighter. Something Clint is sure to know, even if Steve is completely unaware.
"Oh! Matt, do you know Clint Barton? He's a friend of mine. Sort of. Well--not sort of. We are friends but he's also mostly friends with the other guy." The other Steve, he means. Alternate universes are confusing sometimes.
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Correction. Matt eats like a vigilante crime fighter. Something Clint is sure to know, even if Steve is completely unaware.
"Oh! Matt, do you know Clint Barton? He's a friend of mine. Sort of. Well--not sort of. We are friends but he's also mostly friends with the other guy." The other Steve, he means. Alternate universes are confusing sometimes.