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Sibling Rivalries: Chili Edition


Inside, everything's set up and waiting for the hungry and the curious: Clint's cooking in one corner, and Verity's in the other. Between them, tables are laid out with the necessities: bowls, plates, spoons, and plenty of napkins. There's beer and iced tea, some lovely tres leches cakes provided by the Nexus' favorite Japanese detective, and various toppings for the chili: bottles of sriracha and sweet Thai chili sauce, red pepper flakes, green onions and red, lime wedges, diced bell peppers and jalapeƱos, crumbled bacon, shredded cheddar cheese and sour cream. Cornbread and tortilla chips round things out.
Long tables with a mix of benches and chairs fill the hall on either side of the fire pits. One has board and card games stacked neatly at one end (they were neat when they were put out, at least). Another has two boxes, one wrapped in purple paper and one in pink, for depositing voting slips.
Poll #17301 1st Annual Chili Cook-Off
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 7
Who gets your vote?
((There will doubtless be further Cupid-based shenanigans, but this weekend, it's all about the platonic relationships. Bromances, BFFs, and family ties rule the day! Let's celebrate! Threadhopping, tangents, games, and mischief are all encouraged. Just don't start a food fight or Verity will have to yell.))
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"I'm going to just have a fraction of a portion." And yes, Matt's sporting the glasses, the cane, the whole she-bang. At least he's looking relaxed while out and about.
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Correction. Matt eats like a vigilante crime fighter. Something Clint is sure to know, even if Steve is completely unaware.
"Oh! Matt, do you know Clint Barton? He's a friend of mine. Sort of. Well--not sort of. We are friends but he's also mostly friends with the other guy." The other Steve, he means. Alternate universes are confusing sometimes.
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Matt's crime fighting, horse grade stomach could take on Clint's batch. He's not sure that his other body parts could. "I think we had met in passing.... The uh other guy?"
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"I told you about him before." He adds. "Anyway, the cili's really good, but I wouldn't take it spicier than it comes already. I'm going to try Verity's next. I'll wait up and we can go together?"
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Clint is also an important person to Verity. That's not something to escape Matt's own attention. "Well, I'm not about to pass it up. I'll have some. I want room for everyone's." And say, that's his portion now. Bubbling and stewing like some sort of acid.
"Oh yes." Verity was pouring over recipes and ingredients last he knew.
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You didn't honestly think he could resist, did you?
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No. No he doesn't. Not even a little bit. Even if Steve's short that joke shouldn't have gone that far over.
"Oh! That reminds me." Steve tugs gently at Matt's sleeve to let him know he's addressing the lawyer now. "Clint wants to come to the pool bar night too! It'll be a Brooklyn boys' night out. Fun right?"
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"That's--" close to what he had in mind so hell, he's going to run with it. "That's exactly what I was thinking. I mean, the smell alone. How are you not going through your pans and cook wear?" His portion is at hand and now Matt's having second thoughts.
The spoon is poised at his mouth and he stops at the tugging. "Oh yeah? Is this place ready to handle it?"
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That last question gets a chuckle. "Tell you what, if it's not, it'll be a hell of a way to go."
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Steve believes in you Matt!
"Clint can teach us how to not suck at pool, and then regret teaching us how not to suck at pool." Not anytime soon, but hey, Steve can dream can't he?
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"I'm not in charge of burns today. That's all you." Enough with the stalling. Now he's got to go and take his bite. Matt scoops it in and... there is a wide spread sensation of his taste buds reacting to the spice. He makes a snort noise in his throat as a reaction but has to chew through the meat. All the meats.
"Mmmnnngh." He can't comment on pool. Or anything. Get through the carny magical, tragical....chili concoction.
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"Well, that's... high praise," Clint quips dryly. "Okay, enough, have your beer. I can't stand to see a good man suffer."
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"Oh...oh noooo."
He takes a bottle of beer for himself and one for Matt, as the other doesn't seem to be able to do much more than sweat at the moment.
"Are you gonna be okay?" Steve asks Matt, bottle for each of them in hand. "Sorry Clint." Steve calls over his shoulder, shrugging. he did not think it would be this bad.
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If anyone is still counting he's still chewing, fighting to swallow it. Which means that this whole array of stimulation is going to have to get down to his stomach. To his credit at least he's not making much noise, no running around or crying. At least that anyone can tell with the shades. So they miiight be watering.
Swallowing is a fast, rushed task and it really sears all the way down. Matt has it in him to give a thumbs up.
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Clint grins. "You're a hell of a good sport, Matt. Thanks."