Oh, Han.

You'll learn. When in Rome--wait that metaphor doesn't work. When on...uhm. Well, shit. Josh never was as much of a nerd as his friend.

"If it makes ya feel any better, you didn't wind up here half dead or with a broken leg." Shrug. "Good on you, man. You lost, or what?" Trying to get back to the three little piggies or wherever CrazyTown is taking Josh today.