"Why do people always ask me that?" he huffed and leaned back in his chair, stowing his empty cup in the convenient holder on the arm. Even people who knew the way his brand of magic worked thought he was a little touched in the head. Granted he was more then mildly eccentric even by his world's standards.

"For your next questions I'm also completely sober and I haven't eaten any suspicious looking mushrooms," he helpfully provided with a dramatic wave of his hand, "I'm just very friendly! And honestly, what better to get pertinent information about a place then a welcoming sign?"