Of course he saw the sign! He also loved the gaudy thing to bits. New best friend! Probably said a lot about him and his taste level really but he was always fascinated by the weird and outlandish.

"I can safely assure you my skull is whole and uncracked," literally at least, it was still up for debated on whether or not he was figuratively cracked.

He pats down his vest and pulls a folded brochure out, "This is what you're talking about I presume?" He smoothed the paper out, "I looked over but it seems almost like a joke? Time is squishy? LOLs? Not all of it's making a whole lot of sense as interesting as it all seems."

Says the man who was talking to a rock.